i’m pretty sure i’ve linked to this gem before.
i found a few that made me smirk.
Five groups, apart from “women and children,” who should get to leave a sinking ship first
October 11th, 2006
1. people who always use turn signals
2. persons who have never purchased a greeting card
3. Broken Social Scene
4. everyone who can and does continue to publicly breakdance
5. un-ironic wearers of suspenders
Five modifiers you might have intended when you just said “literally”
March 28th, 2006
2. kind of
4. not at all
Five more terrible fake reality TV shows
February 4th, 2008
1. Are You Smarter Than an Ottoman?
2. Project Segway
3. Would You Eat This for Money?
4. America’s Next Top Preclear
5. Who Wants to Be a Cultural Footnote?