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Apr 08

because it’s raining outside today, the lists keep a-coming.

lessons i will probably never learn no matter how many times i’m presented with the opportunity to ‘learn from my mistakes’:

- not putting my toothpaste in my carry-on bag.
- following the washing/drying instructions on clothing.
- not eating/drinking near my laptop.
- sipping, not gulping, my starbuck’s chai incase it is actually made to order and thus scalding hot.
- knowing when to say ‘when’ to salt and vinegar chips.
- realizing that shoes that hurt when i buy them will still hurt post-purchasing
- lip gloss left in the car on a hot day will never recover to its original form
- that i should stop keeping receipts. i will never ever need them. and from past experience the ones i do need, i can never find amongst the hundreds of unnecessary ones.
- that there is such a thing as too much edamame.
- i really do need at least 7 hours of sleep a night.
- keeping my itunes organized is not going to happen. embrace the chaos.
- apostrophe usage.
- always pack a hair dryer. hotel hair dryers are never going to do the job.
- just because i am offered salted peanuts on the plane doesn’t mean i have to eat them and then be desperately thirsty for the rest of the flight because the cups of water they give me are meager and i don’t see why i can’t just have the whole bottle since they are giving everyone else whole cans of soft drink. (sorry, i got a bit carried away with that one)
- the sheer importance of flossing

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3 comments on “because it’s raining outside today, the lists keep a-coming.”

  1. a penny for the old guy Says:

    - that there is such a thing as too much edamame.

    are you sure? I don’t know about this.
    (30 seconds has passed and I have thoughtfully considered your stance here, and my response is:

    are you sure? I don’t know about this.
    (30 seconds has passed and I have thoughtfully considered your stance here, and my response is:

    are you sure? I don’t know about this.
    (30 seconds has passed and I have thoughtfully considered your stance here, and my response is:

    \\DIV: SYSTEM ERROR…
    THE FOLLOWING THOUGHTS HAVE NO (STEM) ROOT

    -EDAMAME
    -ENOUGH

    \\COMPUTATIONS NOT COMPLETE:_ _ _
    PLEASE RESTART SYSTEM

    (AND GET MORE EDAMAME)

  2. capone Says:

    concur with system error….
    definitely concur….
    definitely…

  3. amy Says:

    dooce would also disagree with the ‘too much edamame comment’.
    and free food? i can’t turn it down. I just can’t!

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