g: so ryan just sent me a message to say he’s coming to stay
g: um. tomorrow.
g: he just said ‘i’ll be there tomorrow’
m: okay…well. for how long?
g: till we go to austin
m: were you going to give me advance notice?
g: isn’t this advance notice?
m: (sigh) parrots. canadians. whatever. invite them all.
and at that point i put my head on the table and laughed for about three minutes straight.
r: can I bring you anything from canada?
g: MAPLE SYRUP
we love it
i’ll make you pancakes
r: you can’t get maple syrup in nashville?
g: the maple syrup in nashville tastes like cowboy boot insole
well not really but it’s not legit
isn’t canadian maple syrup legit?
go tap a tree
r: the legit-ist